Har DP Tiranga

Naresh and Suresh are two good friends, they're conversing about putting DP of our National flag ! 

Naresh: Hi dear 

Suresh: Hi

Naresh: You didnt change the DP ? 

Suresh: yup, I told you there's no need . 

Naresh: Do you love your country ? 

Suresh: Yes I love my country, but Dont compare putting DP with Love for the Country 

I Love my Country 

I dont need anyone certificate to prove my patriotism  

Naresh: I am not saying you're not.Its a gesture towards the Nation and your love for it 

Suresh: Rubbish, it's all agenda ! 

If I put the DP, will our economy improve?

Naresh: No

Suresh: If I put the DP, will our external wars stop ?

Naresh: No

Suresh: Will all our Country problems solve ?

Naresh: No

Suresh: Understood. Next time dont bring this topic. 

Naresh: ok leave it. I wont mention it  

Suresh: That's like a Good boy. 

Naresh: Next month I am going to my Grandma place.

Suresh: Ok. Enjoy 

Naresh: I am celebrating my birthday there on 17th Sep

Suresh: I will miss celebrating here. Dont worry I will call you 

Naresh: you cant call me, because we will go to a temple inside a deep forest. The place has zero connectivity. 

Suresh: Its terrible, how can the day pass without me wishing you ? 

It cant happen. I will be terribly disappointed. 

Naresh: Why would you ? It wont make you a meaner friend. 

Suresh: No 

Naresh: if you dont wish me, will it spoil our friendship?

Suresh: No 

Naresh: Will you stop sharing secrets to me ? 

Suresh: No 

Naresh: Will I forgot you on your Birthday 

Suresh: No

Naresh: But why would you want to wish me on the day 

Suresh: Because...

Naresh: Yes because..

Suresh: Its a symbol of our friendship 

Naresh: Yes

Suresh: it's a gesture of my love towards you 

Naresh: Yes I know 

Suresh: Then why do you question me on this ? 

Naresh: i was just making you realise on the DP issue. 

Suresh: Understood. Let me put my DP.